Whot!

I have been absent of late, I know. I assure you, dear reader, it is not from lack of a creative wellspring from which to steal wishing pennies to give to all of you. No.

In fact, these seemingly disparate glimpses into my ever-so-slightly deranged universe are starting to grow legs and so I find myself, more and more, offline and writing an actual story to go along with all this self-aggrandizing drivel-stuff.

I shall return, or I shan't.

Time will tell and time- is on my side. Yes, it is.